Comments on I shot the mosso: BLOGHUNT: Mission Accomplished

Well, BNS, I guess there is little to be added to ...

2008-07-09T20:39:00.000-07:00

Well, BNS, I guess there is little to be added to Adm. Alcinous exact communiqué: it is self-evident that when ultraconservative and whateverthefuckAlcinousis forces gather, there is only one outcome possible.

[I can see his freshly peeled part-time vegan silhouette up there in the hill, heading his infamously brutal Kweer Korps and the reassuring feeling arising in this side of the river is just wonderful.

no worries for the delay, dude: nowadays the boys appreciate high ranks being perfectly epilated and suntanned for the occasion: it keeps morale high]

Dear presidente por accidente BNS, the fact that Adm. Alcinous's mandatory grooming sessions allowed you to buy some time and entrench yourself shouldnt make you that optimistic about your chances.

Now that Admiral A. is done and ready for action, you know that the only way out of the current stalemate is utter defeat, or, if you are agreeable, negotiation. Any sad resistance attempt will be duly crushed.

You are smart enough to know that the combined firepower of Admiral A. and my own -for not to mention the air supremacy given by virtue of our far superior time zone breadth- will result in annihilation, or close.

You should also know by now that the Chinese and Vietnamese t-shirt manufacturers are too busy working on their Che Guevara trite ¿mehashecholafotoya? pose serigraphies for Western teenagers to possibly bother and get a new one depicting BNS's face.

In other words: so-called class struggle heroism stocks are suffering a marked bear market at the NYSE ever since the mid 1980s. And you sacrificing yourself won't really change anything in this scenario. So let's please stay practical.

Issuing a Constitution for I Shot the Mosso is not in the agenda, so if you were dreaming by now of free-riding liberal democracy by means of the antiglobalization NGO well-known manoeuver (funded by the liberal State, due to the NGO inherent lack of any representation), then you are xxxxxx, too.

Dear BNS: you must please abandon any psychotropicaly induced hope of resistance and so spare havoc to your marxist-leninist kin.

As a willing to cooperate, and as a token of recognizition, I understand and even share your concern of Adm. Alcinous and myself stealing the show at the refounded ISTM land: therefore, the Admiral and myself shall self-contain, respectively (and mutually) if a reasonable agreement is reached.

We are waiting for your last offer regarding co-ownership of this blog.
Despite the Admiral's willingness, I havent unleashed a stalk-and-ambush, slash-and-burn strategy of your blog yet just because I like you. But I won't be able to hold Admiral Alcinous forever.

So, please, dont abuse my good will and cooperation efforts (I wouldnt like my hawkish reputation to suffer because of this incident).

[in this regard, my previous offer to keep the ISTM moniker is currently being reconsidered as a result of your resiliency to give in so far].

You have three days.

Field Commander De Jong.
Xxxx, July 10th, 5:39am GMT.
"Raccontami le nuove esaltanti vittorie".

De Jong, next time you plan to lead a putsch tell ...

2008-07-09T15:26:00.000-07:00

De Jong, next time you plan to lead a putsch tell me beforehand, so that I can cancel any appointment with my stylist.

I just do not see the point of having my cutis peeled, if I am to get right after all the led-rich smoke of my Rainbow Warrior AFV column rolling down Diagonal Av. right in my fresh skin.

Thank you.

That said, and despite all the ebbs and flows among us (rather figurative than real), I solemnly declare that my committment with our Obersturmbannführer *De Jong* is indestructible. I have therefore submitted him a sheet stating my allegiance to his glorious movement.

To all readers of I shot the Mosso, bloggers & members of the virtual community: the crunch of cosmopolitan progres is nigh, get ready for action.

Distinguished El Presidente: you have done a great accomplishment in your struggle for democracy and against tyranny; and I reckon that it is thanks to you that MTV3 has humiliatingly pulled out of the scene.

However, El Generalissimo De Jong has proved extremely slick to read all the omina and haste to declare a 24-hour Martial Law Decree to get all the bolivarian socialist foreign intelligence services operating in the country arrested.

According to some latest hour informants, the historic squatter leader nicknamed “Arnau” together with some hundreds of (mostly female) followers remains under arrest in the premises of the UPC under charges of haute trahison and flaunting not having been caught by Genoa carabinieri.

Other leaders responding to the names “Ivan” and “Pau” i.a. are reported missing.

Italian squatters are now being dropped to the sea between Catalonia and the Balearic Islands in state of sedation (self-induced) and guiri hooligans in end-of-highschool trip to BCN have been spotted shut in bear cages in some Anoia facility.

The cosmopolitan progre party is over. Ultraconservative police state is about to take over.

Boyamedsue, you only have one option: a salvation duumvirate (appointing me as Attorney General to keep the balance) integrated by yourself and De Jong, or face civil strife.

You have 48 hours to draft a political solution. Beyond that deadline, my People's Libertine Army will start military operations along with De Jong's.

Regards,

Acinous, Adm. //++++//
Albertslund Terror Korps

Those are big words de, but until I see the Gringo...

2008-07-09T09:55:00.000-07:00

Those are big words de, but until I see the Gringo Imperialist warplanes circling La Moneda, I remain El Presidente.....

My contactability is an issue, I'm thinking of setting up a common blog e-mail for contact purposes...

I fear the direction the blog may take if a triumvarate were to take over, though I admit the idea is in some ways attractive. The only down side I can think of is that nobody would then comment.

Best regards, El senyor president

(presente, ahora y siempre)

P.S. Despite my libertarian leanings, further use of the term "Kid Rock" will lead to immediate deletion of the post in question.

President,You know I don't have a problem with you...

2008-07-09T09:04:00.000-07:00

President,

You know I don't have a problem with you being unelected (I think I actually like it this way so much better).

However, you must have realized by now, that, during your absence, the lads are getting increasingly rebelious. I am talking, of course, of that De Jong agent provocateur.

Well, I am talking of myself. In third person. Which is tasteless. I know.

If you were email enabled ANYWHERE I would have told you this privately, but I have to make it here, in the open air:

your authority has diminished over here. President, you are not in total control at this point.

the only way you can secure your goods and family is if you offer no resistance the rising star De Jong in his co-opting of this ill-named blog.

I can advance you that the first decission I will take will be giving a tiara to Alcinous, because I think he is also sympathetic with the idea of co-opting this blog.

With the combined effort of all three, we will create the most powerful blog on earth regarding opinions you didnt ask for and things you dont care about, then become rich and famous in the end (la bête seems to be afraid of the current course of events, but he's invited anyway... the list could be enlarged to anybody who was to be deemed fit by the Supreme Leader -this position will have to be agreed at earliest possible)

Yes, this is the De Jong version of EL FUJIMORAZO. Yes, this is a coup d'état broadcast live.

BNS, Chaves and other narcissist-leninist are under detention as I write this.

The odontologist supplied a drug to make BNS look freaky. If he wants to look like Kid Rock again, he will have to contact us for the antidote to our toxines (yes, I learnt at lot about the role of toxines in Political Science during my stage at the Kiev National University Киевский национальный университет -for cyrillic illiterates, please note that I am using Russian spelling, over Ukrainian latter day patois).

Let's see if they are agreeable to our proposal ('our' being majestic plural for De Jong). I expect Alcinous divisions joining my own in a matter of hours, along their rainbow f(l)ags (don't let me down, you bastard).

We want the keys to this blog and your family and goods will be spared the loot. Monuments in your honour won't be defaced if you are agreeable. We will consider whether the 'I shot the mosso' moniker can be kept, despite not being compliant with the Ley de Partidos.

You can either accept this friendly offer or expect blood in the dancefloor.

De Jong,
"theory and practice of the coup d'état 103"

Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your in...

2008-07-09T02:00:00.000-07:00

Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability.