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Oh, for fuck's sake, I knew this alcinous was a ma...

2008-07-22T00:26:00.000-07:00

Oh, for fuck's sake, I knew this alcinous was a maniac as soon as I saw him swaggering by: one more of those (botched) clever dicks trying to out-nazi the nazis to show they lack the Selbsthass aka Judenhass while dropping nuclear bombs on this blog.

It's this sort of stroppy, totalitarian behaviour based on moral absolutes ("It's right because I did it") that really get my hackles up.

Thus, may I suggest that this blog puts on a commemorative plaque bearing witness that on July 13th 2008, 5.39 pm GMT, de jong & alcinous dropped the atomic bomb on the civilian population of the United States of Ishotthemosso, forcing its inhabitants down to the current autonomous nuclear shelter.

Oh fuck, Boynamedsue, I just realized now about yo...

2008-07-16T11:39:00.000-07:00

Oh fuck, Boynamedsue, I just realized now about your reference to the Reus madhouse -where's my head, dude? So please let me post this addendum not to forget the campital of El Baix Camp (was it?).

By the way guys, once we're on it, I must call your attention upon the new record holder: the repented-recidivist pyromaniac masseur.

The repented-recidivist pyromaniac masseur, after slapping a chick in her face, offers to give her a massage as a sign of repentance with alcohol, after which he sets her ablaze in a boosted fission-fussion-fission Angriff.

http://www.levante-emv.com/secciones/noticia.jsp?pRef=2008071600_10_473265__SUCESOS-mujer-resulta-herida-tras-embadurnada-alcohol-quemada

Its conventional, quieter counterpart in the strategic use of the chill factor, the shandy dandy, is a Mr So-and-so at the beach who slips a chilled beer on your navel, while looking at you with the characteristic "mone o què?" wink.

BTW Boynamedsue, I believe the headline actually m...

2008-07-14T16:22:00.000-07:00

BTW Boynamedsue, I believe the headline actually meant HE would have rather kept HER in Oran, Marrakech or Tetouan, where you can actually hold women hostage without the Guardia Urbana storming the place.

That actually would make sense.

Regards,

alcinous

In fact, the aggression was the lesser evil, compa...

2008-07-14T16:15:00.000-07:00

In fact, the aggression was the lesser evil, compared to the weak multi-culti south-south wishful thinking of this latter-day progre coupling, challenged by Joeli telling Ahmed after the first slap 'I'm reporting the police'.

Thence Joeli's preventive detention until she overcame her temporary tantrum -interrupted by the nosy Guardia Urbana mingling in the couple's private business.

Chaps, a honest warning: don't attempt these experiments at home -mate exclusively among your own religious community, where a discreet veil can be drawn over an all too timely slap.

(it actually hurts more psicologically for the aggressor than physically for the agressee)